PALERMO CHICO → PALANTIR BOARDROOM
GET GANDALF
A BOARD SEAT.
The wizards showed up at Peter Thiel’s door. Now the internet is sending Gandalf to the board.

THEY SENT
OR BUST
PALERMO CHICO.
A FELLOWSHIP APPEARS.
Real people. Grey hats. Fake beards. A very real protest outside Peter Thiel’s residence in Palermo Chico, Buenos Aires.
Gandalf met Palantir in public. Now the internet wants him at the board table.
HOLD THE WIZARD.
RECEIVE PALANTIR.
$GANDALF is paired with PLTRx on StonkFun. Every transfer applies a 3% rewards fee and distributes PLTRx to holders. The more Gandalf moves, the more Palantir reaches the fellowship.
PLTRx is a tokenized stock instrument. It is not a Palantir share and does not provide shareholder or voting rights.
THE
VOLUME
BOARD.
Not a roadmap. Just the cumulative volume and the theoretical dollar value of PLTRx sent to Fellowship wallets at a full 3%.
- 01$1M
THEY HEARD THE CHANT
$30K PLTRx TO HOLDERS
- 02$10M
THE FELLOWSHIP ARRIVES
$300K PLTRx TO HOLDERS
- 03$100M
PALANTIR GETS THE MESSAGE
$3M PLTRx TO HOLDERS
- 04$1B
OPEN THE BOARDROOM
$30M PLTRx TO HOLDERS
Illustrative math: cumulative volume × 3%. Actual distributions can differ because of pool routing, conversion costs, platform mechanics, and eligible-holder rules. Rewards are variable and never guaranteed.
DON'T JUST
POST A MEME.
BE THE WIZARD.
The campaign needs real people, not polished fantasy renders. Find the hat. Grow the beard. Go outside.
- 01SHOW UP AS GANDALFPut on something wizard-shaped. Take the photo in the real world. Tag @gandalfstonk.
- 02GROW THE FELLOWSHIPBring your friends, your terrible beards, and your best Palantir jokes.
- 03GET THE SEATTurn every post and every trade into another knock on Palantir’s door.
$1B VOLUME · UP TO $30M PLTRx TO THE FELLOWSHIP